This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
Why is it being read in the voice of a guy who will hurriedly warn me about side effects at the end of a medication ad?
we have barred the gates (snoozed tumblr live) but cannot hold them for long (seven days). the ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep. we cannot get out (turn it off altogether).
"out on a called third strike" is absolutely baseball commentator code for "this ump is on drugs"
